"We Named The Dog Indiana."
Today, I made a new and amazing discovery, one that made me feel like the adventurer Indiana Jones. Sure, I didn't have to brave angry mostly-naked natives or booby-traps that would have rendered me two-dimensional (though some people would argue I have a two-dimensional personality anyways), but much discovering was seen!
What amazing thing did I discover? The Holy Grail? Pants?
No, I discovered that the Walmart in the mall I work at has an aisle I hitherto had never before known to exist. There I was, walking along with my fiancee in tow, and suddenly I turned my head only to realize that there was an aisle I had never seen before. It stunned and amazed me.
My fiancee is currently standing behind me, shaking her head and rolling her eyes at me as I proudly tout my newfound earth-shaking discovery. Come to think of it, she did that when I first exclaimed in Walmart, "Hey, look! I found a new aisle here!"
Today's Lesson: geniuses are never appreciated in their own time.
posted by Phillip at 2:39 PM
